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so my first full day at work was pretty boss

i learned two new areas

i wore a hula skirt, leis, and tropical flower hair clips most of the day

and me and the guy i’m gonna be working with got to see the preserved specimens and were like kids in a candy store 

fuck i’m absolutely exhausted

here’s a tip, kiddos:

don’t eat like nicole does

you will only feel regret and shame

and really bad tummy aches

apparently in my family, malt = sundae